IT ALL SOUNDS GREAT, BUT WHAT DOES THE TECHNOLOGY ACTUALLY DO?

You know what it does, silly!
Next question!

HOW CAN I INVEST IN YOUR STARTUP?

Go to your nearest Walmart. Walk around the left side until you come across a man named Gormisch. Gormisch with give you the packet, in which you will put your entire life's saving into. Then drive to back to your house, place the money packet under your bed, and you will have invested in HooksCorp by the next Tuesday.

I’VE SEEN OTHER BUSINESSES THAT SERVE SIMILAR PURPOSES. WHAT MAKES YOURS THE BEST?

What are these alleged "Other Businesses"? I think you have been hanging out around the wrong type of people. If you would like, we can recommend a great re-education center, managed by HooksCorp ourselves.

WHY SHOULD I INVEST IN HOOKSCORP?

Well to answer this you just have to hear the old saying, "You have to spend money for others to make money."

WHERE IS MY SON?

No comment.

WEREMONEY?

On a full moon every official employee turns into a hookscoin for 6 hours.